It was a pig named Old Major who set the wheels in motion of the animals of England taking over Mr. Jones farm on a Saturday in June - but it shall be a rabbit named Dirty Bunny who sets in motion the animals of Seattle taking over a local bar on a Saturday in February...

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 3RD is ANIMAL FARM!

Pull out your fur and feathers and fins and get ready for a night of bestial bacchanalia. Whether you wear wings or have hooves, you're bound to have a blast. Women with scales & tails, beaked freaks, and maned men are all invited. Pigs, horses, chickens and cows... Dogs and cats and rats and sows... Come one, come all.

And you needn't come as a traditional farm animal... Why not a crocodile or a leopard? A platypus or a buffalo herd? Maybe even a cockroach or a mynah bird? We'll be a roving zoological garden the likes of which the world has never seen.

And fantastical beasts certainly won't be out of place... a Unicorn or a Dragon? A flying monkey or the sphinx?

The rebellious creatures of Orwell's original Animal Farm had Seven Commandments... though anyone who's read the book knows they largely fell by the wayside. So I think we can scratch out #5 right now.

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill another animal.
7. All animals are equal.

So get those creature costumes collected and created and come join the rebellion! What could be better on a cold winter night than getting all dressed up in a warm fur outfit? Whether your a full-time furry or a first-timer, you'll have a blast at this conclave of critters.

Details on the location of this party will be revealed closer to the date of the party. But trust us; we've got someplace perfect in mind.